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The Onion: Holiday Fruitcakes!
L'Etage Cabaret
Philadelphia, PA
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The Onion: Holiday Fruitcakes!
Celebrate the holidays with your favorite IRC fruitcakes as we bring to life the voices from the opinion pages of The Onion, Americas Finest News Source. The Onion: Holiday Fruitcakes! will benefit The IRCs 2020 season, featuring Eugene Ionesco's The Bald Soprano, Enda Walsh's The New Electric Ballroom, and Tennessee Williams' Two Character Play.

Alive and onstage for two shows, one night only!

Including: Its Not An Easy Thing To Admit When Youre Wrong, And Thats Why I Wont Do It; If I Die, I Want You To Tell My Wife I Wasnt Really That Super Into Her; I Cant Imagine My Wedding Day Without You Sitting There Uncomfortably At A Table Full Of People You Dont Know; There Are Going to Be Some Pointless Changes Around this Office; along with a few classic crowd pleasers from past shows.

Brought to life by:
Kassy Bradford
Tomas Dura
Carlos Forbes
Sharon Geller
Susan Giddings
Michael Harrah
Neill Hartley
Jack Hoffman
Joey Perillo
Bill Rahill
Bob Schmidt
Bayard Walker

Sunday, December 15, 2019
6:00 pm & 8:00 pm

L'√Čtage Cabaret
6th & Bainbridge Streets

Tickets: $25

Reservations strongly recommended, as seating is very limited.

This material is not intended for theatergoers under the age of 18.

All material courtesy of The Onion, copyright 2019.


L'Etage Cabaret (View)
624 South 6th Street (above Beau Monde)
Philadelphia, PA 19147
United States



Minimum Age: 18
Kid Friendly: No
Dog Friendly: No
Non-Smoking: Yes!
Wheelchair Accessible: No


Owner: The Idiopathic Ridiculopathy Consortium
On BPT Since: Jan 18, 2008
Tina Brock

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